Happy birthday you beautiful stubborn wild animal

Hope you have a lovely day, this basically a way for me to wish you a happy birthday becuase I can't give you a card and giving you money to buy a card would be pretentious of me, so I will use this simple but seemingly elaborate way to send you my heartfelt message this year bestie cuz I'm just the best yk 😎 😏, oh and icl ion think I'm gonna run this as a yearly thing monkey 🐒. But to start it off yeah

My days you are fyn, but also mad stupid, but also quite kind and, can I say that FOREHEAD IS MAD HUGE, you're also a damn rat 🐀

Can't even lie yeah, yous is one of the best people I've got to know this year broski, all love to you cuz I really do love you lots you idiot, cuz no matter how many times you annoy me or ignore me, we both know Imma always be here for you, anytime, anyday, anyplace, whatever it is I'll always do my best for you, you moneky. Got a few things I like about you yk, things like:

• Your smile
• Your laziness, in some weird way icl
• You're really kind
• The way you look out for your friends is lovely
• You're a goat
• Just look at yourself bro and you'd undertsand
• You're charismatic as shiiii
• You're stupid
• You're mad cringe but still really funny
• Can't even lie yeah, the fact that you actually consider me your bestie is mad funny to me, pissed I can't put na emoji so I'll put a cackling pic
  

  hahahah hahaha you thought 😂 , idiot

Well that aside yeah,I wanna wish you a happy birthday cause you been a really good friend to me all this time and I can't really thank you enough for it, you always try to stop me from doing stupid shiii, even though most times I'm too stubborn to listen, I might not say it lots but I do truly appreciate the fact that you're my friend it actually brings me joy when I think about it, so even though I've never really met you in real life I can say that you are truly my friend and one of my closest ones at that, love you lots goat.

SO YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY AND ENJOY THIS LOVEL DAY OR ELSE I'LL FLY OVER THERE AND BEAT YOU UP 😑

Anyone wanna see the beautiful animal I been chtting bout all day?, well here see Nife the fine idiot